Words like That

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.   ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.   ------------------------------------------------------------------=------------------------------  BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.------------------------------------------------------------------=------------------------------ COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.. --------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------------- RAISIN: Grape with sunburn. --------------------------------------------------------------=---------------------------------- SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. ---------------------------------------------------------------- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. --------------------------------------------------------------=----------------------------------TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. --------------------------------------------------------------=----------------------------------YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. -----------------------------------------------------------=----- and MY Favourite!! ====================3D=====WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines. ------------------------------------------------------------------